The BlackBerry 8703e is now up for sale on the Sprint site.

Suggested retail is $499.99, but with the mail-in rebate it is less.

Ever wonder why they made you learn subtraction? Because, unlike John Mayer says, there "is such a thing as the real world."

Where subtraction is a useful skill.

OK, that'd be $349.99.

Standard features, all of which qualify as "well-duh" :

• Bluetooth
• Color Screen
• Contacts / Phonebook Entries
• Downloadable Ring Tones
• Downloadable Wallpapers
• Games
• GPS-Enabled (911)
• Hearing Aid Compatible
• Messaging
• Multi-Language
• Multimedia
• Phone as Modem Capable
• QWERTY keyboard
• Ringers
• Web

Oh but there's more. Want to see all the plans?Those plans are on a spawned page that only appears if you enter a zip code.

I took one for all y'all and entered mine (97210, in the lush green city of Portland, Oregon where it doesn't rain as often as you think. And where I am going out for a picnic lunch (but will take along my...uh, you only get one guess).

Oh, the planz...

Had to split this into two screens.

Woot:



Picking up where we left off:



And now, you know..